December 24, 2007

Excuses, excuses, the make secrets

As men we all have excuses that we make to our loved ones every now and then, so what are the best excuses that a man has told his wife.

Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day — but it doesn’t mean we want to leave you
Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you
Secret #3: We’re unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we’ve made one to you
Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important
Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house
Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we’re terrified that you’ll become your mother
Secret #7: Every year we love you more
Secret #8: We don’t really understand what you’re talking about
Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive
Secret #10: We’ll always wish we were 25 again
Secret #11: Give us an inch and we’ll give you a lifetime

Now at one we have probably all used at least on of this at some time in our lives.

Source [Web MD]